Grow Your Own Hairy Cock
Approx. £9.98
Grow Your Own Hairy Cock:
- You’ve seen our Grow Your Own Boyfriend, and Grow a Girlfriend – but now it’s time for a new type of grow: a HAIRY ONE! This Hairy Cockerel is one of the best birthday presents for women (or men)!
- Whether she’s into funny garden ornaments, or just weird stuff in general, this hairy chap is bound to get her laughing when she opens up her funny secret santa gift!
- Let’s be honest, she’s probably received boring garden gnomes and bonsai tree kits before. But she certainly hasn’t grown her own hairy cockerel!
- Simply soak the little guy in water for 6-8 hours, water him regularly, watch the grass grow, and trim it to your liking! You must always keep him tidy and give him a haircut when needed.
